حكم معبرة ومضحكة في نفس الوقت (بالغة الإنجليزية)
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Good One to Laugh
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1a. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED
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2a. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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3a. Three FASTEST means of Communication
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE
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4a. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends
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5a. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
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7a. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we should KILL him
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR
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8a. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life
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9a. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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10a. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL
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11a. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake
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